With summer in full swing once again, it is that time of year where we all jump on the ‘battle for a beach-body’ bandwagon!
I for one have taken pride over the years not to be sucked into this fruitless challenge; rather being at ease with the year-long preparations that had already transpired.
But I’m embarrassed to announce that it has not happened for me this year!
For one reason or another, every time I look in the mirror, I just see a big, round ugly monster glaring back at me.
And believe me, it does not want to go away!
What is worse is that I remained oblivious to the wicked problem until I tried on last year’s summer shorts.
As muffin top spilled over in all directions, it became clear that I had entered unchartered and treacherous territory.
As a guy who has always had a high metabolism and stuck to the gym, I have never endured the popped-belly pig syndrome before and so I had no idea what to do about it.
But in typical C&J style, it was immediately regarded as the challenge of all challenges.
With Jonny knee-deep in army duties though, I had to tackle this one alone.
At first, I just thought I could solve it by beasting more weights in the gym, but after a few weeks resulted in a pile on of further pounds, it was clear that it would not be that easy!
With only 4 weeks left before braving the beach, it was time to take drastic action.
I figured if I was going to satisfy the stereotype, I would at least smash it like only we know how.
That night I spent hours working on the mother of all fitness plans.
4 weeks of pure brutality and regimented meals were added to a set menu which was to be strictly served until the day of flight.
What’s more I also issued goals, noted down my pre-workout weight and added a slot for a weekly analysis.
I needed to consider and record everything if I was to have any chance of winning this war!
It took several hours to conclude this cauldron of pain, but I was pleased (if not slightly terrified) by the final product.
Determined not to waste any more time I started the plan the following morning.
This would usually be the part of story where I talk about how it all went swimmingly for a few days and then got difficult blah blah blah.
Oh not.
Within a couple of hours, I was starving at work and had vicious craving for one of the cup-cakes our manager had bought it.
Several hours of misery were compounded when I got home and had to endure hot yoga and an ab blast but then could only look forward to a carb-reduced meal.
This was just the beginning.
For day’s I endured hunger and mood swings; but to make matters worse the beastly gut refused to budge.
It was only after pretty much a whole week; did I start to adjust to my new diet.
The work outs were becoming more tolerable and I (at last) noticed some slight reduction on belly-size.
But then I had a junk blow out at the weekend, as a reward for my efforts.
This was a mistake.
I learned the hard way when I mounted the scales 2 pounds heavier than I had started out at.
With this I picked up the intensity in week 2 and interestingly ate slightly more (but spread throughout the day) and after day 10 or 11 I started to feel great.
Come the end of week 2 I had lost 4 pounds.
Now with only a week to go, I plan to stick with the diet, stick with the abs and cardio intensity but also start stacking heavy weights too.
Assuming nothing drastic occurs, I now see no reason why I’m not on to a winner.
In fact, I can almost hear the beach calling me already.
I just prey that (belly) doesn’t hear that call too!
Until the next time
(Chris speaking) from C&J Active
Your everyday fitness friends.